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Woot WOOT VAMPIRES!

Lisa is actually a vampire. As evidenced by this photo series.

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also see this video of her being the most bad ass girlfriend ever…

We LOVE BAD LIPS READING.

HAppY BIrthdaY!!!!

Bitsh pleasse this is ur birthday present! I wantd to make sure you knew how much I Cared and wantd to spend time and effot on you so I built you this amazeballs website!! I hope you like.

Happy Birthday LIA!!

I know this probably seems like it took a lot of work and effort, but it really didn’t. I have just been being lazy.

or quit halfway thruuu

but srsly i luv u

lik a lotalot

forever and ever babe

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